Mitt Romney [source] (via thenoobyorker)

LTMC: Everytime I read this quote, a unicorn dances gaily in my head ‘round a bonfire made from the corpse of my id and superego, whose heads were dashed upon the rocks of this jingoistic tautology.  All that’s left is bittersweet enmity and the laughter of mad gods.

(via letterstomycountry)

‘Sup Dawg.  I heard you love America, so we put an America into the America you believe in so you can believe in an America millions of Americans believe in while you believe in America.

(via omniventure)

…is this English…or…? 

(via ethiopienne)

O_o

WHAT.

(via thiscantbecorrect)

It can’t be a good sign that my #1 source of humor comes from the GOP. 

Also, I made this so you didn’t have to:

I really hope Xzibit Romney becomes a thing.