To all of you with your obscenely impressive number of books read this year.
Golf claps because not me.
Most books I read this year were graphic novels. Like, really, really short ones.
No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.
|me when i am mildly inconvenienced:||THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME|
|me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:||no no it's fine i've had worse|